As Prime Minister: Alain Chabat
He has the stature, the respondent, we’d even see him as president! Observing the French political panorama, one can’t assist however imagine that a bit absurdity would loosen up the political rigidity a bit. That mentioned, whenever you keep in mind that the 2 greatest events in France are on fireplace and sword, then the truth that the exits of our legislators are so wonderful, you then say to your self that it’s not so absurd in spite of everything.
Division of Agriculture: Snoop Dogg
Everyone knows very effectively that Snoop Dogg would have THE resolution to maintain French agriculture, and on the identical time export it all around the world. Let the farmers know the great interval they want.
Ministry of the Armed Forces: JCVD
An iron self-discipline, sensible phrases, an ironclad willpower: here’s a man who would know the way to handle a military. “The large combat is towards your self. Victory is having understood what you need… and believing in it. So satisfied?
Ministry of Tradition: Luchini
An overflowing tradition, and a vast creativeness, that may do good to this ministry so vital for France. We want a person who can learn the good texts of our literature, declaim highly effective and galvanizing speeches, who can defend sure cultural professions within the occasion of an sudden pandemic, for instance.
Ministry of the Economic system: Valérie Pécresse
We snicker in fact. And why not Cahuzac too?
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Ministry of Nationwide Schooling: Walter White
Once we (re)watched Breaking Unhealthy, we all know to what extent Walter White is a superb chemistry trainer, extremely passionate concerning the idea of transmission of data. He simply deserves to be listened to poor man.
Ministry of Increased Schooling: Dumbledore
France positively wants a bit magic, a touch of golden mud shall be obligatory in any case to lift the extent of nationwide schooling. Will this magic be sufficient to resolve the submit covid shortcomings of French schoolchildren?
Ministry of Overseas Affairs and Europe: Angèle
Simply because she is Belgian and her compatriots like to remind her.
Ministry of the Inside: Morgane Alvaro
To remix the codes of the police a bit, and convey a extra female imaginative and prescient but additionally that of a excessive potential. In six months the tensions with the police shall be settled, we put our hand to the reduce.
The reality comes from the mouths of kids, and this sentence was definitely invented by a toddler, as a result of it is vitally true. Dewey embodies purity and innocence for over twenty years. In any case, we by no means tried handy over the reins to somebody really pure, did we? Poupi poupi poupi pou.
Ministry of the Sea: Octopuses
From the Netflix documentary, The Knowledge of the Octopus, we inform ourselves that not solely are we doing extra hurt than good to the oceans, however above all that octopuses would handle the aquatic world significantly better than us, and are finally very conscious of present points. They will preserve us posted on what is going on on down there, and lock the overfishing aficionados in huge glass jars and dry them within the solar. There.
Ministry of Well being and Solidarity: Cristina Yang
She’s good and does not care about folks’s egos. If there’s anybody who can save the general public hospital, it’s her. We’re completely sure that she’s going to ask for beds as soon as, not twice.
Ministry of Ecological Transition: Greta Thunberg
It is simply apparent that we’ve got to begin getting critical concerning the surroundings. Greta understands that. She can also be apparently the one political persona on this planet to achieve being heard by the heads of state of the worldwide group.
Ministry of Labour: Michael Scott
Who higher than the “world’s finest boss” to move the Ministry of Labor? His enthusiasm shall be nice to reform from high to backside, and his good cowardice to withstand as a lot as potential with a view to shield the rights of staff. Is there a debate on maternity depart? He disappears for 72 hours in his workplace.
Ministry of Youth and Sport: Jérôme Niel
An excellent dose of adrenaline and screaming. That is what younger folks want! The French want Rémi Choré. Nothing like a brief however efficient train daily to combat towards extra weight. He’s additionally the one one who can probably yell in any respect the younger folks of France on the identical time by dwell Instagram, if obligatory.